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Jai Lucas Turned Miami Hoops Into a 305 Group Chat

If you can see a Publix from your house, Jai probably slid in your DMs.

The second Jai Lucas landed in Miami and got the keys, he didn’t “rebuild a roster.”

My guy opened a Miami group chat with read receipts on and said, “drop your pin.” The portal turned into a Turnpike on-ramp.

Everybody’s coming home like Auntie just texted “the grill’s on.”

Malik Reneau (Hialeah) hit the U-turn out of Indiana with the blinker on.
Ernest Udeh Jr. (Orlando) brought a foghorn and a shot-blocking fetish.
Dante Allen (Riviera Prep) told Villanova “love y’all, but the crib is calling.”
Marcus Allen (Norland) hopped on I-95 like it owed him money.

Even the staff screams 305 cookout—C.Y. Young, Erik Pastrana, Andrew Moran—dudes who can recruit a five-star and order croquetas in one phone call.

This ain’t “recruiting” it’s making sure everyone from the state, stays in the state.

This is Homecoming: The U on autoplay with the “Are you still watching?” pop-up getting violated.

And spare me the nostalgia police. There’s a plan here. Jai literally said he wants dudes who give a damn about the city and the U.

Translation: if you’ve ever posted a palm-tree emoji with “It’s All About The U,” you’re on the whiteboard in dry erase and permanent marker.

Oh, and the NIL? Tripled. Not “bumped.” Not “adjusted.” Tripled.

That’s not a budget; that’s a bat signal.

Durham can keep the hymns, Lexington can keep the banners—Miami just asked, “What’s your Venmo and do you rebound?”

Size Matters (Shoutout Wings With Wingspans)

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Basketball got jumbo again and Jai is hoarding length like it’s hurricane supplies.

Enter Shelton Henderson—6’6”, 220, Inspector Gadget arms, five-star with “pick your favorite player and make him cry” energy. Folks are whispering “one-and-done” and flirting with a Jimmy Butler comp (say it quietly before Heat Twitter breaks into the gym).

But it’s the switchability for me. One play he’s your initiator, next play he’s your bully-ball four, next play he’s guarding your favorite influencer.

Meanwhile Udeh is the culture PA system. You don’t “have” Ernest; Ernest has you. Walk-on? Lottery pick? He’s dapping both while swatting layups into Biscayne like littering is punishable by volleyball.

Returners from last year: zero. Which would give most coaches hives. Jai just built an instant family out of Florida AAU overlap and group-chat lore.

These dudes already know the handshake, the trash talk, and the corner store order. Glue gun stays hot.

Timing’s filthy, too. Football’s a top-5 parade float and that electricity spilled straight into the Watsco like a downed power line.

“Winning is contagious”

It’s not a poster—it’s a current. You feel it in how they stand, how they talk, how they drill. If you don’t think August swagger matters in January, that’s adorable.

36 Or Not, He’s the Adult In the Room

Look around March Madness — it’s the same movie every year: mostly Black players, mostly white coaches, and a bunch of white athletic directors cashing the checks.

Over half of Division I players (52%) are Black, but only 31% of head coaches are — a drop from last year.

That’s not a pipeline; that’s a paper cut.

So yeah, Jai Lucas walking into the ACC as a 36-year-old Black head coach isn’t just cool — it’s revolutionary in a sport that still looks like corporate America with sneakers on.

While legends like Kelvin Sampson, Shaka Smart, Penny Hardaway, and Dennis Gates are proving you can win and represent, Jai’s remixing the formula — young, unapologetically modern, and recruiting the state like it owes him interest.

Miami didn’t just hire a coach.

They hired a culture reset.

Lucas is the youngest head coach in the ACC, and guess what, he’s brain is about to blow up the entire f**king playbook.

People hear Lucas’ age, then they start to question everything about his decision making “can he do the job”, “is he old enough” “does he have enough experience?”

Well guess what NCAA world, long and gone are the days of gray haired coaches, that preach “Hoosiers” grit, and give the same recycled clichés.

Guess what? Grow up.

College hoops mutated into a start-up — NIL, portal speed-dating, annual rebrands.

Jai speaks Recruiting and Ball like two native languages and orders off the secret menu.

And he’s about to do a damn great job.

D'Joumbarey Moreau

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