Mike McDaniel Beat Buffalo & Spun the Block to Troll!

Mike McDaniel Pulled Up Like a Damn Movie Villain — and I Loved Every Second”

You got to love the Sunday the Miami Dolphins just had.

Getting a victory at Hard Rock Stadium and then pulling up to Elbo Room to talk s**t about it? That’s the kind of Miami chaos you dream about.

I don’t even know if that was a Rolls or a Phantom — it looked like a Phantom (Katt Williams voice) until a real Phantom pulled up — but I loved every ounce of swagger Mike McDaniel brought with him after handing the Buffalo Bills a 30-13 beatdown.

We’re talking about the third-largest upset in the NFL this season and the biggest home upset by any underdog. Miami came in 2–7. Buffalo had a 68% win probability before kickoff.

And McDaniel literally just kept his foot on the f**king gas, while listening to Kanye’s “Drive Slow”.

The Swagger Heard ‘Round Fort Lauderdale

You know social media finds everything so after the game, a photo started making the rounds online with McDaniel cruising down Fort Lauderdale Beach. In true boss fashion, McDaniel had his arm hanging out the window, sunglasses on, smirk locked in, and might has well been playing All Eyes on Me by Tupac because he talked his s**t and then backed it up.

The location? Elbo Room. The same bar where Bills fans had been flexing all weekend. The same spot where the Florida Panthers celebrated their Stanley Cup.

This man wasn’t just driving — he was trolling an entire fanbase in 4K.

When asked Monday if it was really him, McDaniel smirked his way through a denial that only made him look guiltier.

“That’s why I like the good ol’ days, you know, the throwbacks of yore when you could trust the internet,” he said. “I live in that area. But AI, right?”

Tyreek Hill (currently on IR) jumped on social media and summed it up perfectly:

“I see coach back on that petty dog s— 😂😂😂 I love it.”

A Statement Win with South Beach Flavor

This wasn’t some lucky squeaker — Miami dominated from the start.

Tua Tagovailoa had a decent game going for 173 yards and two touchdowns, while commanding the pocket and making everyone remember why we loved him from the start. Meanwhile running back De’Von Achane exploded for 225 total yards and two monster TD runs (59 and 35 yards) that turned the fourth quarter into a damn highlight reel (you see what happens when you…run the football? Sheesh it’s not that complicated)

The Dolphins defense? Their best of the season. Three sacks. Three takeaways.

Josh Allen threw for 306 yards but was picked, stripped, and benched for Mitch Trubisky by the end.

“It’s pretty obvious from the play they didn’t believe their season was over,” McDaniel said postgame.

That’s the type of quote you drop after driving through your rival’s hangout spot like the final boss of GTA: Broward Edition.

Miami Petty Is Different

So yeah, call it petty. Call it unprofessional. I call it South Florida culture.

We’ve had too many ugly losses this year to act humble. It’s November, and we’re still clawing for playoff life. The fact we haven’t been mathematically eliminated yet? That’s a miracle in itself.

So yeah, we’ll take the f**king wins as they come — and we’ll celebrate them loud.

Because this wasn’t just a win. It was an optical W function.

A victory parade in motion.

Next time you’re on Fort Lauderdale Beach wearing Bills blue, don’t be shocked if McDaniel himself rolls by slow just to laugh in your face.

We just won our Super Bowl…

….Fins Up.