Hell Yes….The MIAMI Hurricanes can STILL MAKE THE PLAYOFF WITHOUT THE ACC TITLE GAME? ENTER FULL DELUlu SEASON.

Miami Hurricanes fans we are unwell, and honestly, who can even blame them? This year was, and is supposed to become our year to rule college football and early on it was looking like it. Now we’re praying for an opportunity to show that it still is.

One fan went viral holding a laminated sign that basically said:

Beat NC State ✔️
Beat VTech ⬜
Beat Pitt ⬜
THEN PRAY ⬜
PLAYOFFS ⬜

Ma’am had the same energy as someone filling out a lotto ticket at 7-Eleven at 1 a.m. — and I respect it. Because she knows what every Miami sicko knows:

The ACC Championship is cooked. But the College Football Playoff? Baby, that window is cracked OPEN.

Let’s talk delusion.

Let’s talk chaos.

Let’s talk Miami football in November.

MIAMI MAKING THE ACC TITLE GAME IS DEAD. BURNT. PICKED CLEAN.

Georgia Tech and Virginia out here running the most annoying tiebreaker scenarios in modern history like they’re auditioning for a CPA job.

Here’s the math:

• Georgia Tech beats Pitt → they’re in.
• Virginia wins + five other planets align → they’re in.
• Miami?
  Needs Jesus, Congress, and the NCAA rulebook to burn down.

So yeah. We’re not going to Charlotte.
That ship sank before it left the marina in Miami Gardens.

BUT HERE’S THE PLOT TWIST: Miami doesn’t need the ACC Championship. Miami needs chaos and college football is 75% chaos.

The Canes are sitting at No. 15, in the “beautiful disaster” part of the rankings where every team beats each other and it starts looking like a UFC bracket.

Finish 10–2, and Miami instantly becomes the sexiest at-large candidate in America.

Look at these wins:

No. 9 Notre Dame

No. 24 USF (turns out they actually don’t suck!)

Florida (always a pleasure)

Florida State (god bless)

These are résumé boosters. These are committee eye-catchers. These are “we were once down bad but now we’re hot again” wins.

Meanwhile, the teams ahead of Miami (Texas, Oklahoma, Notre Dame, USC, Utah, etc.) are going to continue beating the hell out of each other like it’s a Black Friday brawl at Walmart.

Miami might actually sneak in simply by not losing and letting the country burn around them.

Peak college football.

The Pitt game is under the legendary 6-day hold, meaning the ACC and the TV networks want to wait and see if Miami is relevant enough for a good TV slot.

Translation: The Canes are hot right now. People are watching. The chaos is cooking.

You don’t get 6-day holds unless your game = dollar signs. Miami = dollar signs.

Miami just beat NC State like they owed them money. Offense firing. Defense mean. Cristobal finally letting his team do cool things.

And the crown jewel?

MALACHI TONEY IS HIM. A PROBLEM. A MENACE. A FUTURE BANK ACCOUNT.

This kid is the Facebook algorithm’s worst nightmare.

Every highlight looks like he’s glitching through defenders.

Versus NC State:

• 5 catches
• 54 yards
• A 44-yard pass (because why not?)
• Nearly threw a TD that would’ve broken the internet

Cristobal:

“He’s relentless, manic, OCD with an attitude.”

Translation: This man is built like Miami football in human form. Chaos, greatness, and questionable decision-making wrapped in a Hurricanes uniform.

He even pulled out an iconic celebration he said he’s been waiting all year to cook up.

Pure theater.

Pure art.

LET’S BE HONEST….we can still make the college football playoff.

Here’s the official Miami Sicko Path to the Playoff™:

✔️ Beat NC State
⬜ Beat Virginia Tech
⬜ Beat Pitt
⬜ Finish 10–2
⬜ Pray for national chaos
⬜ Pray even more
⬜ Pray again
⬜ Hope the committee is drunk
⬜ Profit

This is college football. Dumber things have happened.

Far dumber.

Miami doesn’t need perfection. Miami needs chaos — and college football in November is basically a demolition derby.

Finish 10–2, keep looking sexy, and let everyone else self-destruct. The Canes are still alive.

Barely.

But alive.

And that’s all Miami needs.